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Oliver, could you help
with the bags? No can do,

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big ballet audition coming up.
Can't risk an injury.

3
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I can guarantee you
an injury

4
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if you don't bring in
this damn bag.

5
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[ Trunk closes ]

6
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Are we really gonna let
Oliver go off to that ballet boarding school?

7
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[ Sighs ]
I don't know.

8
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We've really been
kicking the can down the road on this one.

9
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Now we're
all out of road. I guess there's

10
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Tonya Harding him?
What?! No.

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Let him audition and support him
no matter what happens.

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We definitely have different
parenting styles.

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[ Alarm beeping ]

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What's the code
for the new alarm?

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The same code we use for
everything -- 4673.

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[ Buttons beeping, dings ]
Why did we even get an alarm?

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Are we afraid someone's gonna
break in and steal our poverty?

18
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Well, it's interesting.
The landlord installed it to lower our insurance --

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Huh, turns out
I don't care.

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Where did 4673 come from?

21
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It was your Dad's code
when we were dating,

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and then after we got married,
I started using it for my pin,

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and now it's code
to everything in our lives.

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But what does it mean?
I don't know.

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I always thought
it was just a bunch of numbers.

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Greg, what does 4673 mean?

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Katie: Was that his
"I'm caught" face?

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It stands for
April 6th, 1773,

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the day of
the Boston Tea Party.

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That's not right.

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The Boston Tea Party
was December 16th, 1773.

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Oh, look, toothpaste.

33
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I better put it away
before it melts. Mm.

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He's clearly hiding something
about that code,

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and I'm gonna find out what
because in this house,

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only I can have secrets.

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♪♪

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♪ But a hell of a lot
to get outta skid ♪

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♪ People tell me
there's not a way outta skid ♪

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♪ But believe me, I gotta get
outta skid row ♪

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[ Applause ]

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You guys
sound great together.

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It's all Taylor.

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She is amazing.

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You should be playing Audrey,
not stuck as Plant Bud

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So, what's
this play about?

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Oh, Pierce plays Seymour,

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who is madly in love
with Audrey,

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and he will do anything he can
to be with her,

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even getting rid
of her boyfriend

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by feeding him
to a killer plant.

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♪♪

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[ Chuckles ] Audrey's boyfriend
must be such a dope!

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[ Chuckles ]
If that were me,

55
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I'd be like, "Dude! Stop hanging
out with my girlfriend!"

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Alright, you guys,
I'll see you guys later.

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You guys
have great chemistry.

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[ Chuckles nervously ]

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Grandma...

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you want to play Pandemic?

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It's so fun.

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We have to work together to find
a cure for a disease

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before it destroys the world.

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I'll pass.

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What are you doing?

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She wants
to spend time with you.

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Well, then she should ask me
to do something

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I find interesting.

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Pushing through an Ambien
and going online shopping

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is not really her jam,
so you're gonna have to come up

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with another
way to bond with her.

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[ Chuckling ] Like what?

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I mean,
the other two I get.

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The blond one's pretty,
and the boy loves money,

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and those things
are in my wheelhouse,

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but Anna-Kat and I
don't really

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have anything in common.

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And besides,
I don't have time.

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Some delinquent has been
stealing my eye cream packages

80
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from the front steps,

81
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so now I have to sit here
and wait for it to come.

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I know what you guys
could do together.

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You could have a stakeout to see
who's stealing the eye cream.

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Yeah, we can use the new
doorbell cam

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to catch us a porch burglar
with beautiful under eyes.

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I wou-- I would, but --

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That's why you're here --

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to spend quality time
with your grandchildren.

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Otherwise, I don't know,

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go buy a tent
and live in the woods,

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make margaritas
with your own urine.

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Stakeout it is.
Awesome!

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So, I was thinking,

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it's weird you got the date
wrong for the Boston Tea Party,

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being a history professor
and all.

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Oh, just 'cause
I'm a history professor,

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I'm supposed to know
all the dates?

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Do dancers know
all the dances?

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I bet Baryshnikov doesn't know
how to do the Electric Slide.

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Greg,
what does "4673" mean?

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,170
This interrogation
can be quick and easy,

104
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or it could last all night.

105
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You think about
how you want to play it.

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[ Sighs ]

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It spells out "hope"
on a keypad.

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Like, "Star Wars: A New Hope,"
"or hope springs eternal,"

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my favorite phrase.

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"Hope" that answers
your question.

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[ Forceful laughing ]

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Greg, why does it
spell "hope"?

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Because when I got
a bank card in college,

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I had a crush
on a girl named Hope.

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That's it.

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Who I then asked out...

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and she said yes.

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So we went out...

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and continued to do so
for two years.

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Two years?!
That's not that long!

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Don't tell me
it's not that long!

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For a reality star, that is
a baby, a marriage, a divorce,

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and a launch
of a lifestyle brand!

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This is why
I didn't want to tell you.

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Because I knew
you'd overreact.

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Naw, I'm cool, bruh.

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I'm not overreacting.

128
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You've seen me overreact.

129
00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:06,540
Taylor, if you don't care
enough about your shoes

130
00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,620
to put them away,

131
00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:09,920
then you don't deserve
to have shoes!

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Hi, Greg.
Hey, Katie.

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So how did it end between you
and this Hope woman?

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It doesn't matter.

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If it doesn't matter,
then tell me.

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Fine, we went out
for two years,

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I thought she was "the one."

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Then she dumped me
and broke my heart.

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Where is she now?
I don't know.

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I don't know,
and I don't care.

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I married you.

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Honey, I promise you.

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This code is no big deal.

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It is a huge deal!

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Huge!

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I can't believe Greg would even
date a girl named Hope.

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Ugh, It's so trashy.
Totally.

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Actually,
I love the name Hope. Me, too.

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But who cares if we like it?
Hope's spirit is haunting

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every nook and cranny
of your marriage.

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You have to change
that code. But you can't stop there.

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Mnh-mnh.
You need to send this Hope a message.

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What do you mean?
Well, a few years ago,

154
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I found a mix tape
from Richard's middle school girlfriend.

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I not only burned it,

156
00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:06,540
I then tracked the skank down,
stole her identity,

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00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,120
and then racked up all sorts of
charges at Barney's.

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She won't be able to buy a house
for a very long time.

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Solid Plan B,

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but for now, I'm just gonna make
him change the code.

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If for no other reason
than this is the first time

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you two have ever agreed
on anything. No, it's not.

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We've agreed
on something before. What?

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That we both love
the name Hope.

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[ Both laugh ]
Y'all are bitches. [ Laughs ]

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Alright, let's do this.
Okay.

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Scoffs ] That's it.
I suck.

169
00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,330
I'm never gonna get the girls'
ballet scholarship.

170
00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:40,330
Have fun at Deervale
without me.

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Even if I do
get the boys' scholarship,

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I'm not going without you.

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Really?

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So, we both go
or neither of us go.

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Deal?
Deal.

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We'll practice all day.

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Okay, now help me
get this lift.

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Do it again!

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Do it again!

180
00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,710
[ Groans ] Do it again!

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♪♪

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We did it!
Those scholarships are totally ours.

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Thanks for not
giving up on me.

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We're in this together.

185
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Don't do it again!

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Yes, sir.

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Oh, hey, Oliver.

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How was ballet practice?

189
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Great.
Gina and I got our move down.

190
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Was it this move?

191
00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:32,040
[ Whispering ] Gina...

192
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Were you pervs spying on me
through the window?

193
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We're not some creepy
peeping toms.

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We watched you
on the doorbell cam.

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[ Sighs ] I can't wait
to get out of this place.

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Awfully uptight for a guy
who just got to first base.

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[ Bells chiming ]
Alright, what do we got?

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Taylor: [ Laughs ] Shut up!
I am not!

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Is that Trip?

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00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,710
Tell him...
[deep voice] "wassup"...

201
00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,580
[normal voice] like that.
Wassup?

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00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,380
Um, it's not Trip.
It's Pierce.

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00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:58,580
Hey, Mr. Otto!

204
00:07:58,580 --> 00:07:59,620
Oh.

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00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,000
Pierce.

206
00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,210
Is everything okay,
Mr. Otto?

207
00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,500
Yeah.

208
00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,880
All good.

209
00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,540
Very disappointed about
something else.

210
00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:11,000
Taylor's on the phone giggling
with a boy other than Trip.

211
00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,040
Pierce?

212
00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,500
Yeah.

213
00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,330
Trip is nice,
respectful.

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00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:17,000
Sure, he pronounces spaghetti
"basketti,"

215
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,210
but he's basically
everything I want

216
00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:19,750
for Taylor's
high school boyfriend.

217
00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,420
This Pierce kid, he's sneaky.
I don't like him.

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00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:23,920
Well, you better be careful,

219
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or she'll end up using Pierce's
name for a code or something.

220
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We're still here?
We never left.

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I want you
to change that code.

222
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It's just a code!
A code that means Hope!

223
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And Hope
is not good, Greg!

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There will be no Hope
in this house.

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It used to mean Hope.
Now it means 4673,

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the series of numbers I use
whenever I need a code. That is my point.

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We use it all the time,
and every time we do, Hope,

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the girl who you'd be with
right now

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if she hadn't dumped you,
is there.

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Katie.
We use that code for our ATMs,

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for our phones,
for our motel safes.

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Hope has been
on every vacation with us.

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I want it changed.

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Katie, do you have any idea how
hard it would be to change

235
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,250
every code, pin number,
and password we've created over the last 20 years?

236
00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,580
You're being crazy!
Don't call me crazy

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00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:08,210
for not wanting another woman
in our relationship.

238
00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:09,420
Fine, not crazy --
Jealous.

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00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:11,420
You're being jealous
over nothing!

240
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,710
You mean to tell me
that you wouldn't be jealous

241
00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:17,000
if I was parading around
mementos

242
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,830
from my past relationships
in front of you?

243
00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:22,210
Yes, because we are
happily married.

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Good to know.

245
00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,380
[ Screams ]
[ Laughs ]

246
00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:33,540
And another kid
crashes his scooter.

247
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I told you when we put that
stick in the middle of the road

248
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we'd see some action.

249
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,750
You owe me a dollar.
Oh, come on.

250
00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:39,920
All right,
you can keep your dollar

251
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,500
if you get me some more ice
for my GandT.

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Just use some
of my frozen grapes.

253
00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:49,210
They keep the drink cold
without watering it down.

254
00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,790
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

255
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,460
I feel like I just had
my very first 'Lude.

256
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,330
Mama used to try
and dilute my juice with ice,

257
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,250
but I was onto
her little game.

258
00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,420
If you ever work in a bar,

259
00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,500
this should be
your signature move.

260
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,210
You know, you wouldn't even have
to flirt with married men

261
00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:04,750
while their wives
are in the bathroom.

262
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,830
You could just throw a couple
of those grapes in their drinks,

263
00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:08,920
and watch those tips
come pouring in!

264
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,960
I can't work at a bar.

265
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,080
I spill every time
I walk with a drink.

266
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,960
Oh, I can help you
with that.

267
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,960
Really?
Honey...

268
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,210
I could carry a martini
in high-altitude turbulence

269
00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:22,120
while Richard Dawson
slapped my ass

270
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,540
without spilling a drop.
[ Chuckles ]

271
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,000
Grandma...

272
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,920
I love how you don't know
how to talk to children.

273
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,710
Oh, thanks.

274
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,830
Do you know where
my reading glasses are?

275
00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,170
What's that?

276
00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,880
You like my sweatshirt?

277
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,580
Oh, I forgot
I had it on.

278
00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:41,120
You're probably wondering
where I even got it.

279
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,710
Not really.

280
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,750
Acapulco,
Spring Break '98.

281
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,210
The weather was hot,
and I was hotter.

282
00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,670
All right,
I'll find them myself.

283
00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:51,120
It wasn't long until a former
"Real World" cast member

284
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,620
noticed me.

285
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:55,500
We spent three days
on the beach together,

286
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,830
listening to Usher's
"Nice and Slow" on repeat,

287
00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,710
which is appropriate

288
00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:03,330
'cause that's how
I remember our time together --

289
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:08,540
nice and slow.

290
00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:10,080
I for one loved that story.

291
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,380
I think you look great
in this hoodie.

292
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,000
Okay, cool, thanks.

293
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:20,420
♪♪

294
00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:26,580
♪♪

295
00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,120
Hey!

296
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,710
Oh, sorry.

297
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:32,120
I just want to do a little
reminiscing before bed.

298
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,580
[ Gasps ]

299
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,920
My high school boyfriend's
football jersey.

300
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,120
Remind me.

301
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,420
Did you play football,
Greg?

302
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,670
I did not.

303
00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:42,170
Oh, that's right.

304
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:44,170
[ Gasps ]
Oh, look at these sweatpants.

305
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,120
This guy was much taller
than me,

306
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,920
so when I wore them,
we would just laugh and laugh

307
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,750
and cuddle and laugh.

308
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:51,920
Sounds fun.

309
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,790
Aww, my old jewelry box!

310
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:57,500
It is gonna take quite a while
to sort through all of this

311
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,120
and piece together
who gave me what.

312
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,920
Be a doll and grab
a pen and paper.

313
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,040
No.

314
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,580
Why not?

315
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:06,580
Is there
something wrong, Greg?

316
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:07,750
Is there?

317
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:10,580
I cannot believe
you kept all of this stuff!

318
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,040
And there's
so much of it!

319
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,750
How could you even care
about my one thing

320
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,040
when you've got
all these things?!

321
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,170
Because holding onto one thing
means a lot more

322
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,040
than a box
of random crap.

323
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,540
You type in Hope's name
every day.

324
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,620
I don't even remember
some of these guys' names.

325
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,380
That's supposed
to make me feel better?!

326
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,420
I'm definitely
not changing the code now.

327
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:30,040
Well, I'm definitely not
sleeping in the same bed with you tonight!

328
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,120
Smart! Seems like you've got
enough men here

329
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,170
to keep you warm anyway!
I'm gonna go sleep on the couch!

330
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,880
No, you won't!
The couch hurts your back!

331
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,420
I'll sleep on the couch!

332
00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,120
Thank you!

333
00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:47,540
My, my,
if these shells could talk.

334
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,000
Did you put a lock
on the refrigerator?

335
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,330
Sure did.
Why?

336
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,380
[ Knock on door ]
No reason,

337
00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,000
but if you need anything,
you know the code.

338
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,670
[ Inhales sharply ]

339
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:03,540
Hey, Mr. A.
Hey.

340
00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,880
Whoa, sweet lid,
Mrs. A.

341
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,460
Thank you.

342
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,250
I spent a lot of time
at this fraternity house.

343
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,250
What were we doing?
Good question, Trip.

344
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,960
Not homework,
I can tell you that.

345
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,460
So what brings you here,
Trip?

346
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,960
Your daughter, Taylor.
We're dating.

347
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,540
Yes, I know, but she's running
lines with Pierce at school.

348
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,920
Hmm, that's weird.

349
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,120
Pierce told me they weren't
rehearsing today.

350
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,960
Ah, must be
an honest mistake.

351
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,170
Have a good one.
Trip, sit down.

352
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,790
We like you.

353
00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:36,540
So much.

354
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,710
Which is why we need to have
this talk.

355
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,210
Do you know why
Pierce told you

356
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,380
that there
was no rehearsal today?

357
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,670
Trip,
did you hear Mrs. A?

358
00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:47,670
Yeah, yeah, but when someone
asks me a super hard question,

359
00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,420
if I just smile,
they usually tell me the answer.

360
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,580
Ah.

361
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,620
Here it is.

362
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,750
Pierce is trying
to steal Taylor from you.

363
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,670
[ Laughs ] No.

364
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,460
They're just friends.
Not if he can help it.

365
00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,210
He calls Taylor at night,
makes her giggle.

366
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,420
He's always complimenting her,
and last week,

367
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:05,460
I saw him touch her arm
like this.

368
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:08,250
Greg, you could've used me
as the example. Oh.

369
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,380
I'm going down there.

370
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,500
Wait.

371
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,460
For luck.

372
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,790
Last guy who had them
certainly got lucky.

373
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,170
[ Car horn blares ]

374
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,540
Gina's parents are here.

375
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,080
They're taking me
to the ballet audition.

376
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,750
Why is there a lock
on the fridge?

377
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,000
And what are you wearing?

378
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,250
[ Scoffs ] Boarding school
can't come fast enough.

379
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,080
Hey, come here.

380
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,880
Good luck today.

381
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,670
I hope you get it.

382
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,330
Even though it's gonna be hard
just seeing you

383
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,210
during the summer, Thanksgiving,
and Christmas.

384
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,670
[ Chuckles ]
Just Christmas.

385
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,540
I want him
to follow his dreams,

386
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,880
but I am not ready
for him to leave.

387
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,120
I feel the same way.

388
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,080
I don't know
what to hope for.

389
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,710
"Hope"?

390
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,000
Really, Greg?

391
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,040
That's the word you choose?
Wha--

392
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,290
Oh, come on.

393
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:08,080
It was an accident!

394
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,210
It wasn't.

395
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,920
Thank you all
for your efforts.

396
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,540
Our female
scholarship recipient is...

397
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:21,460
Gina Tuscadero.
[ Gasping ]

398
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,750
Oh, my God, we did it!

399
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,000
We're going to Deervale.

400
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,830
And our male scholarship
winner is...

401
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,080
Andrew Vandevorde!

402
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,000
Ha, ha, yes!

403
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,250
They totally mispronounced
my name!

404
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,580
♪ Sweet understanding ♪

405
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,710
♪ Sweet understanding ♪

406
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,670
♪ Sweet understanding ♪

407
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,580
♪ Sweet understanding ♪

408
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:44,540
[ Together ]
♪ Sweet understanding ♪

409
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:52,790
♪ Seymour's my man ♪
♪ Seymour's your man ♪

410
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:55,710
[ Door slams open ]
Step away from my girl!

411
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:58,790
Trip?
Whoa, we're just rehearsing.

412
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,500
Yeah, calm down.
Nothing's going on.

413
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,210
He's trying to steal you
away from me. What?

414
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,880
Think about it --
the compliments,

415
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,580
the extra rehearsal time,

416
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,710
he even caresses your arm
like your dad did to me.

417
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,830
I'm just helping her become
the understudy for Audrey.

418
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,540
You're way too good
to be in the chorus.

419
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,380
See?
That's a compliment!

420
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,540
He's all over you
like meat sauce on bisketti.

421
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,210
You have to quit the play,
Taylor.

422
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,920
Look, I don't want to get
in the middle of this.

423
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,330
You do whatever you want,

424
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,290
but quitting the play
would be a big mistake, Tay.

425
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:25,290
Tay?!
You don't call her Tay!

426
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,380
I call her Tay!

427
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,750
Even though
I never call her Tay.

428
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,710
Whoa, he's just acting
like a friend,

429
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,620
and you're acting
like a controlling jerk.

430
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,000
Taylor...

431
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,670
I'm not gonna sit
in the audience

432
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,830
and watch some guy
steal my girlfriend.

433
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,330
You're quitting.
I'm doing the play.

434
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,210
So you don't have to worry
about some guy

435
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,920
trying to steal
your girlfriend...

436
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,380
because you don't have one
anymore.

437
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,830
♪♪

438
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,170
Are you okay?

439
00:16:54,170 --> 00:17:01,460
♪♪

440
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:04,620
Oh, you are a natural
stewardess.

441
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,620
[ Both chuckle ]

442
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,920
Oh, I bet you'd be great

443
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,750
at slamming into people's elbows
with a drink cart.

444
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,750
[ Bells chime ]

445
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,540
Oh, look, Grandma.

446
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,000
It's your eye cream
delivery.

447
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,170
I'll go get it.

448
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,460
Ooh, not yet.

449
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,210
Let's leave it as bait.

450
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,920
Then we can see
who's been taking it.

451
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,290
And besides,
I'm not in any big rush.

452
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,000
Spending time with you
has been nice.

453
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,920
My eye cream.
Where --

454
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,420
Where did that come from?

455
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,750
I'm the thief.
Ah.

456
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,790
I stole them
because I was mad at you

457
00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:49,710
for never wanting
to play with me.

458
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,750
I'm really,
really sorry, but...

459
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,460
I --
[ Chuckles ]

460
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:56,710
I'm also really, really happy
we did this stakeout.

461
00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:00,960
[ Quietly ] Come here.

462
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,620
I love you, Grandma.

463
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,880
Oh, and I love you, too,
honey.

464
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,080
Oh, my God.

465
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,120
I really do.

466
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,580
Oliver: [ Sighs ] I'm sorry
I messed this up for us.

467
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,120
I'll audition again
next year.

468
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,670
Oliver...

469
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,170
I'm taking
the scholarship.

470
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,290
What?!
What about our pact?

471
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,330
We both go
or neither of us go, right?

472
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:29,040
I can't pass up
this opportunity.

473
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,000
If the roles were reversed,
you would do the same thing.

474
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,080
No, I wouldn't.

475
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,880
Oh, that's sweet.
[ Chuckles ]

476
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,580
But I'm still gonna go.

477
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,210
I'm sorry.

478
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,210
I hope one day
you'll understand.

479
00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:48,420
♪♪

480
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,790
The doorbell cam. Hmm.

481
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,880
Can make you laugh,

482
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,040
can make you cry.

483
00:18:55,040 --> 00:19:00,250
♪♪

484
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:03,250
Hey.
We heard you were out here.

485
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,500
The doorbell girls filled us in
on what happened.

486
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,120
We're sorry you didn't get
the scholarship,

487
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,420
and that Gina --
Tore my heart out

488
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,790
and stomped it
on the ground?

489
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,330
Oh, honey.

490
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,880
This sucks.
I know it does,

491
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,040
but this is the first
of what's likely to be several relationships

492
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,080
that come and go over
the years on your path to finding the one.

493
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,000
It may not
seem like it now, but...

494
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,170
you'll find
your person someday.

495
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:27,250
You will,
and Gina will just be a girl

496
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,580
who gave you some random gift
you forgot you even had.

497
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:35,380
Gina never gave me --

498
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,960
What are you guys doing?

499
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,830
Is this for you or for me?
For you, for you.

500
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,210
Yeah, we'll give you
some space.

501
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:44,750
No. You stay. I'll go.

502
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,120
That's what she said.

503
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,170
I'm sorry.
I was being stupid.

504
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:54,120
This is what's important --
our kids, our family,

505
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,080
the life we built.
Everything else is just --

506
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,580
Nonsense.

507
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,040
'Cause when
you get married,

508
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,670
you start
a new life together.

509
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,580
I love you.
I love you, too.

510
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,330
But I still need
that code changed.

511
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,460
And you'll get rid of the stuff
from your old boyfriends? Yep.

512
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,830
Just help me get the rest of
the boxes out of the basement.

513
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,170
There's more?!

514
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,580
Oliver...

515
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,170
I know you are sad about Gina
and the boarding school,

516
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:23,790
but look on the bright side.

517
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,250
You get to stay here
with us!

518
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,670
You suck
at silver linings, Mom.

519
00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:30,960
Thank you.

520
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,790
And honey, I'm so sorry
that you and Trip broke up,

521
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:36,670
but I am proud of you
for being a strong woman

522
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,210
and putting
your own interests first.

523
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,420
You should feel good
about yourself.

524
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:42,880
Yeah, I guess.

525
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,170
I still want to throw up every
time I think about it.

526
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,500
Mm...

527
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,210
But at least
I'm doing better than Dad.

528
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,580
Oh, Trip.

529
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:51,330
I just feel so blindsided.

530
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:54,290
♪♪

531
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,420
[ Door opens ]

532
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,170
The security company
called me today.

533
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,120
What happened
with the alarm? I can't remember

534
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,290
We have to go back
to 4673,

535
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,620
but it needs to mean
something else.

536
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,250
Well, it also spells
H-O-R-E --

537
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,290
"Hore."

538
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:19,670
Perfect!

539
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:20,880
"Hore" it is.

540
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:25,480
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